For All Your Business Quote Needs…

 Business is just that, business. For the most part, it is a very serious thing. And if you work in business, you know it can drag you down a little bit. It can suffocate sometimes. In a normal business day, you have to deal with online project management to extensive business meetings to employees that are out-of-line. Well, I think it is time you took a little break from all that stress. Here are some semi-business quotes to help you get through the workday. Enjoy!

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain

The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.
…letter in the Times newspaper.

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.
Charles Dickens.

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was smarter.
Albert Grant.

When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
Pat Brown.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen Leacock

“If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.”
Will Rogers

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Scott Adams